Not a Real Horoscope: Aries Edition

** Not a Real Horoscope is not based on astrology, but is inspired by the stars.**

The first sign of the zodiac signified by the ram, Aries season is usually the sign of something energetic and turbulent. Our Aries brothers and sisters are always active and love to be first to everything, anything dynamic, speedy or competitive. Often leading with their heads, these highly organized beings are in for a year of changes in 2021. Let’s take a look

When it comes to money, 2021 will be a year of Chance (the Rapper) for Aries. There is high possibility for a loss of funds early on but also equal high possibility for a lump sum of wealth to fall into your lap mid year. Stuntin’ is a habit and looks like you might be in a position to do so. 

Unfortunately Aries, your relationships will be less than Harmonic with other fellow sapiens. Familial troubles may arise when work begins to take too much of your time and calls you away for a bit. If you’re married, you are looking at even larger troubles. We’re talking Big like Sean here! Whatever tensions are already present will continue to increase and neither of you be able to understand the other - resulting in anger in the relationship.

On the other hand, if you are in love, you are in store for much Sexual Healing and 2021 will be a great time for commitment and travel for Juvenile lovers, so take a stroll down an Old Town Road and be a lush. 

When it comes to business, this is the year to demand the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you know you deserve. You’e worked hard for that Glamorous lifestyle and this is the year you claim it. In early October, you’ll have to keep your best Pokerface as a large deal overseas will be in the works. Your patience will work in your favor.

All in all, 2021 is going to put you to the test Aries, but in the end the payout will be great. You got this. Pharrell!!

Other honorable & headstrong mentions: Mariah Carey, Jackie Chan, Halle Bailey, Seth Rogan, Selena, Redman, Quavo